oooooooooooooooh shit, you tell em
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AUTUMN YAS DRAG HIM
#me in class when i get the answer wrong
have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING
Puts on suit and Google some fanfiction
DO NOT READ GAME OF THRONES
OH MY FUCKING GOD
when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”
i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things
i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is
like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant
i really hope that a psychologist sees this and will post the physiological reason why 99.9% of kids do this
My imaginary runner did not look this terrifying.
I didn’t have an imaginary runner, but I did feel a compulsion to blink between passing street posts. I’m almost 22 and still do it.
Mine was usually a cat or fox
Mine was a character from the cartoon I watched at the time(even then I loved fictional characters)
I had a whole team of them. One is a skater, one is a ballad dancer, one is a ninja, one is an athlete.
I’ve never heard of this???!
What the actual fuck?
Why haven’t I heard of this? What is wrong with you people??
I did this at school to avoid eye contact. My man was tiny though and he could only run on handrails or cracks in the walls.
Mine was usually a dinosaur or cat, but occasionally a person.
One of my friends imagined Pocahontas.
I’m looking forward to seeing how many people did this as kids.
Mine was Tarzan… And he could only slide on the telephone wires.
Mine was usually a living shadow. It wasn’t supposed to touch the ground so when there was no barriers or anything, it could change its shape and fly. Sometimes when I could see the shadow of our car I imagined it casually sitting on the top of it and taking a ride with us. Lazy ass.
Mine was a blue dragon about the size of an adult human. Sometimes she had wings, sometimes she didn’t. Usually she didn’t and was really good at parkour. Occasionally she turned her head and smiled at me.
Mine was Sonic the Hedgehog and sometimes Tails since I would play the Sonic the Hedgehog 2 game on the Sega console when I was a kid. Sonic could only move by jumping from telephone pole to telephone pole and Tails could flew by the car in his plane.
Mine was usually Spider-Man or Batman running along the rooftops.
flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins
i’m not sure if this makes me want to sob or laugh but i am pissed that it didn’t happen, can someone write this fic for me